I know these venting posts are getting really fucking lame and I’m trying my best to balance actual cartoon stuff with nerd rage but I had to get this out
near the end of this video: progressive cool dude, tumblr darling and ex-shotacon scat artist (not a joke) shmorky directing bitter gay sex burns at an obviously underage boy. basically, acting like a childish, repulsive bully, just like the rest of the adult babies on Something Awful who, to this day, honestly believe that ‘becoming an adult’ equals ‘making fun of and claiming superiority over teenagers’.
the difference here, of course, being that Shmorky himself is a literal infantilism fetishist, making my ‘adult baby’ joke up there not a joke anymore.
BUT DONT YOU DARE BE A BULLY TO HIM! HE’S AN INNOCENT LITTLE ANGEL AND A GOOD FEMINIST AND BEAUTIFUL AND OUR PERFECT SPECIAL LITTLE BABBU =UwU=;
[nsfw] [not mind safe] [shmorky camwhoring and his gay furry scat shotacon drawings where he draws himself as a little bunny child shitting while an older version of himself looks on erect]
this is the person countless people on tumblr appreciate. someone who went from drawing gay furry shotacon to joining Something Awful and claiming that the people who like that stuff are objectively the “scum of the internet” (his words, not mine) and fully embraced the bitter cynicism of the that community… then suddenly decided he’s a progressive warrior of justice by joining tumblr’s broken, EPIC BURN-focused, e-populist Social Justice Sally feminist clique that is not doing a single thing to help a single oppressed person in the real world and serves no purpose beyond ego-stroking and making actually helpful feminist causes look bad.
and you wanna know what else
I would not give a rat’s ass about what he masturbates to if not for his colossal hypocrisy, utter lack of a spine, tendency to shift his personal morals and values depending on whatever internet clique he’s currently sucking up to and his attempts to portray himself as an oppressed victim and generally being a creepy mother fucker
you all know I’m pretty fucking weird myself. it shouldn’t take more than a cursory glance at my tumblr to prove this. but what I can safely state is that I’m not a walking contradiction. I always say what I think and I don’t give a shit about my status on the internet at large.
Shmorky on the other hand is someone who claims that people who are into lolicon are literal pedophiles and utter scum. I’d like to believe I can’t be wrong and/or hypocritical to think it’s questionable for someone who equates that stuff to ‘real-world pedophilia’ to have drawn boatloads of that very stuff he is decrying, drawn >HIMSELF< as a fetishized child multiple times, made comics where he drew himself as a cute girly depressed smurf bemoaning the fact that he is “not pretty”, built his entire internet persona around infantile cuteness and then literally, honest-to-motherfucking-jesus-christ-and-all-that-is-holy BABYSIT LOWTAX’S 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IN REAL LIFE:
it’s honestly depressing and annoying as all shit to see artists I’ve followed and admired for years enable the garbage of Shmorky and other, similarly… flawed individuals.
at worst, he’s just a terrible trainwreck and 100% responsible for all of his negative, self-loathing thoughts and someone that Lowtax should be keeping fucking far away from his child. at best, he’s a deeply broken, depressed person that draws pretty well who needs to see a shrink. on no fucking level does this human being belong on a podium and his baseless, attention-driven ‘values’ shouldn’t have to poison any actually-sane person’s belief system.
time to watch those followers drop like flies!
generally speaking you shouldn’t trust someone personally/politically/socially if the most stable job they’ve ever held in their lives is making flash cartoons for something awful