January 2010
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A Ramble in St. James's Park →
I had the opportunity to re-read and re-evaluate a favorite poem of mine today, “A Ramble in St. James’s Park” by John Wilmot. I had forgotten just how great this poem is. Throw out what you know about poetry and read this, be prepared to read some truly vulgar images about sex and hookers and genitalia that will make you squirm. Hit the title for the full text.
edit: The best I...
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"Atlas"
When she first heard “Atlas,” she was at my apartment. It was our favorite game, and we were both playing.
That was when she loved everything about me. That was when I was better than anyone she’d ever met, and certainly anyone she’d ever been with. That song became ours; that moment of unadulterated mutual appreciation for each other became a memory of a much less...
eyeOS
dotuser:
So, a while back a friend of mine (also my host) showed me a really neat little toy. It’s called eyeOS. It’s a cloud computing system designed and released as opensource. Obviously all my readers and passerby here would know what opensource is; so I wont tarry on that.
Anyway; It reminded me of a comment another of my friends had made once. You see, she is an ARG player. What’s an ARG?...
Study Finds That “Big Brain Think Good” →
A recent study conducted by the University of Illinois, the University of Pittsburgh, and MIT surprised several people when…
ookla:
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Video Game Super Slam — Bayonetta →
Bayonetta is about a stripper nun with guns on her feet that poledances and gets naked while murdering angels. Do you want to read more now?
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“tom robbins might be a misogynist, but i first read Still Life with Woodpecker...”
– Mobutu
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3083443&pagenumber=91#post371076738
holy shit, mind blown.
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this is the heart of slacktivism
TK: If people were to donate nothing but bikinis to Haiti, would we be able to force an entire nation to be sexier?
me: it'd be like a permanent fanservice episode
TK: Do you know how much tourism that would generate?
TK: They'd be able to rebuild in a month
TK: That's like the only way Communism could ever work out
TK: Island nation with a great climate
TK: Everyone in bikinis
me: pretty much
me: if the state provided entertainment, nourishment and sexytimes
me: self-sustaining economy instantly
TK: Haiti's really poor, right?
TK: We could just buy it
me: entirely true
me: do you still have that starfruit tree?
me: they'd probably take a bunch of those in exchange for at least a few hundred acres
me: starfruit are really cool after all
TK: No, that was my grandparents'
TK: They sold that house
me: aw
Anime’s “Best of the Noughties” →
As some of you may or may not know, yours truly is a Something Awful forums member — I…
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re: Pansexuality.
mry:
ihatethismess:
clitorisaurus:
goodigotitgetitgotit:
clitorisaurus:
goodigotitgetitgotit:
clitorisaurus!likeatiger
You’re just attempting to look less shallow than the general public, but it’s just not working. Sexual orientation is based on the sexual, not on personality. The end.
Un-fucking-followed, you pretentious oblivious fucks.
Do you even know what pansexuality...