pardon our dust

kotaku author makes a post about how he sexhad on a sonic the hedgehog bed.

endofunctor:

there are jokes i could make but nothing could live up to this picture

this is written by a comedian but the editorial comment at the bottom where Documented Idiot Failure Stephen Totilo backpedals for being mistaken that straight male gamers would find it funny is even funnier than the article itself

(via fish-blog)

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   but seriously twelve-year-old me would probably eat this article up “he’s so awesome, I want to be a giant douchebag...

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   real talk i want this bed. i deserve it more

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    this is written by a comedian but the editorial comment at the bottom where Documented Idiot Failure Stephen Totilo...

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    yeah i’m gonna find this guy and shit on his bed

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    I am always amazed when kotaku finds new ways to lower the standards for gaming journalism my old favorite was the...

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    I half expected this to be fake, thanks for clearing up any confusion charley

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    ag8as7ga9ghvsaiugagasgdfhjfj

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    godDAMNIT kotaku

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    can’t stop laughing

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35. runawayballista said: god i think i puked in my mouth a little bit reading that
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37. luefy said: NO…….
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    when did kotaku become a parody of itself

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